Thursday, September 07, 2017

GOOD NEWS!!! bad news , old news, used news, and all the abused news you can use.  has recently been rated the #1  (and also #13th) best source for bad and fake news.  

 Like Regnry we asked that the NYT's no longer put us on their bestseller list---we can do that ourselves. (I hired dave chappelle to make up the numbers.)

Why is bad fake news so popular these days? Because most news is bad news---so we don't want to hear about it.  Also the bad news is very low quality--probably due to the fact (or alt-fact) that most journalists (like educators) trained at place like Columbia Journalism school to be 'objective and unbiased'---see the world from the perspective of a rock --'just the facts ma'am'.  Also as part of the curriculum they have to show they are as dumb as rocks. (They get tested ion this everyday---make sure they are at the top of their game, and stil dumb as rocks.)

There's no high quality  bad news anymore. You have things like a hurricane and a flood in Texas---that aint nothing. If its good bad news then you dont see no cars being swept down the street--you see skyscrapers and University of Texas being swept down,  and the Dallas Cowboys standing on the roofs pleading for help--also threatening---dont mess with Texas. The Bush family taking their helicopter to the shopping mall to play miniature golf---but water was so deep their helicopter couldnt make it so they had to tun back.  Helicopter blades dont work well when you start at 665 below surface of the creek.

Cowboys are  going for a little cruise in the gulf of mexico. See if they can find any (Taino) indians to play a game with.   possibly something everyone should know.


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